Truth and Realities

“Was that for real necessary?”

Guess what, bitch, I was going to do it anyways. And I actually missed you for a second there. Wow. You can leave.

Thanks But No Thanks

I do not post for anyone’s benefit other than my own. If you like what I say, fantastic, if you don’t, fantastic. I really could not care less. I do not attempt to appeal to the minds of anyone other than myself. Sorry Never mind, not sorry.

If you are going to be ignorant, I can’t stop you, but please, don’t be ignorant all over my blog. Ignorance is not bliss.

Dear A-Little-Flutey

1.) DID YOU KNOW, that’s part of what the Mormons believe, or are you just that ignorant that you’re going to correct me without fact checking?

2.) No, I am not “FUCKING CRAZY,” I’m actually rather intelligent. A majority of people who graduate college vote for the republican party. In other words, in case you didn’t get that, republicans are generally well educated.

3.) “lulz” is not a term used for laughter. “Lulz” sounds more like you’re drunk and slurring something.

4.) I noticed that you took a pregnancy test and it ended up positive… ‘Team Abortion’ I suppose? “I’ve noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born”-Ronald Reagan.

5.) I also noticed that you don’t believe in God. I apologize for the fact that you’ll be condemned to burn in the fires of hell for all eternity. If you would like to discuss any of my views on religion, abortion, or politics in general with me, feel free.

By the way, this isn’t me bullying you, this is me being honest.

P.S - You have just been owned.

Any questions?

Is it 2016 yet?

Four. More. Fucking. Years.

Thanks America. 

I don’t even want to live on this planet anymore.

Moon - Population: 0 1

Dear Democrats

Dear Democrats,

Four years wasn’t enough? You needed another four of nothingness, of abortion being used as birth control, of the economy sucking, of people losing their jobs, and of a record-breaking military size - in a bad way? I honestly don’t know why that’s so hard to understand. Maybe I helped? Oh right, I don’t care. If you can’t figure it out, I won’t waste my breath trying to explain it.

The Election

Okay so, I’m a republican. Yeah, hate on me. I don’t give a shit. No, I don’t hate gay people, that’s stereotypical. My mom’s going to lose her job thanks to Obama. Immigrants really will have all the jobs thanks to him. The military is going to be cut even further, thanks. So here’s the real deal, the deal no one tells you: we’re going to be attacked on our own soil because we’re pulling out of Iraq. They won’t just leave us alone, they’ll be angry. And then they’ll blow us up. Thanks, everyone, for putting the same guy back in office. I can’t diss the president? Pretty sure that infringes on my right to freedom of speech. Hate me if you want to, but in four years, if we’re even alive, I’ll be the one saying I told you so.